a trouble that can't be named

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

(Source: prudence-halliwell, via phobias)

watchog:

if you think i seem thirsty for attention

  1. i am

(Source: calakazam, via moistbottom)

chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

(Source: emaciatinq, via shouldnt)

fuckmeyourephillester:

charlesoberonn:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

so my mom needed a dress for a wedding so she went to neiman marcus and tried this on and sneaked some pictures

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then she showed them to my grandmother and with almost a 50 year sewing career she made an exact replica of the dress for her

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no one tops my grandma tbh

You illegally downloaded a dress…

AND IT LOOKS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL

(Source: versaceslut, via thatchickwiththepigtails)

gamoradorable:

them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?
me

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(via the-magic-word)

nayx:

*therapist voice* you are stupid and gay

(via fruitcrocs)

harrypotteryourewelcome:

mrsdwight:

adkkk:

byemeghan:

My weight loss story: I’m Meghan and I lost 20 pounds in 4 weeks using this new cleanse my best friend recommended. I’ve been eating the exact same way as before and I lost 20 pounds. My metabolism is faster than Usain Bolt now. The other thing I like about the cleanse is it’s 100% organic, and helps remove bad toxins from your body. If you’re somebody struggling to lose weight, I would highly recommend giving this a try. I have yet to see anything else that works like it. Tip: you can get a free bottle (and only pay like $4 for shipping) if you order now because of some sort of summer special. I got my bottle free thanks to the summer deal which is crazy cause I’ve spent more on weight loss products in the past that flat out did not work. Good luck to everyone trying to lose weight!

thank you for recommending the cleanse! figured i’d give it a try and just got my free bottle thanks to their summer special, btw congrats on your progress you look fucking fab!!


YOU GO GIRL


I NEED to be skinny this summer

I just got a free bottle thanks to the website’s summer thing! i’ll keep my followers updated on my progress
Sirius:*holding baby harry*
Sirius:Aren't you a tiny little pup
James:That's a baby, Padfoot
Sirius:I know, that's what I said
James:A human baby
fencehopping:

My friend is having his first child in a couple weeks. While drunk, he decided to have a go at diaper changing.

ugly:

when someone insults you and your friend backs you upimage

(Source: ugly, via ugly)

sprinkleofglitr:

haitianderulo:

musicalmurderscene:


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this just makes me happy for some reason.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST

For Jack

one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

(via traumatizedteenager)

inbox:

is hitting children with your car considered bullying

(via traumatizedteenager)

zackisontumblr:

*taps foot impatiently while waiting for someone to date me*

(via confirmance)

neuerbae:

Manuel: Not in public dude, not in publiiiiiic.
Thomas: But your face smells so good.